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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby AdrianSutil » 27 Jun 2012, 11:13

"My 2012 European Grand Prix" by Timo Glock
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Sunshine_Baby_[IT] » 30 Jun 2012, 00:55

"How not to crash with Hamilton", by Pastor Maldonado.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby pasta_maldonado » 30 Jun 2012, 01:11

"How to stay cool" by Felipe Massa
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby dr-baker » 30 Jun 2012, 01:18

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:"How not to crash with Hamilton", by Pastor Maldonado.

Prequel by Felipe Massa...
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Sunshine_Baby_[IT] » 30 Jun 2012, 02:45

dr-baker wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:"How not to crash with Hamilton", by Pastor Maldonado.

Prequel by Felipe Massa...

For sure!
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Sunshine_Baby_[IT] » 30 Jun 2012, 02:47

"How to see red lights in Canadian GP pit-lane", by Montoya, Massa and Fisichella

"How to see red lights and red cars in Canadian GP pit-lane", by Hamilton
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby BlindCaveSalamander » 30 Jun 2012, 03:26

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:"How to see red lights in Canadian GP pit-lane", by Montoya, Massa and Fisichella

"How to see red lights and red cars in Canadian GP pit-lane", by Hamilton


"How to see red lights and red cars and silver cars in the Canadian GP pit-lane", by Nico Rosberg.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby darkapprentice77 » 30 Jun 2012, 04:13

"Why our London GP circuit isn't just a clone of Marina Bay" - By Santander.

"Living up to my surname" - By Bruno Senna.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby UgncreativeUsergname » 30 Jun 2012, 06:08

"Living up to my surname" - By Jacques Villeneuve.
I know you can get that point, Caterham.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Klon » 30 Jun 2012, 06:34

UgncreativeUsergname wrote:"Living up to my surname" - By Gilles Villeneuve.


Oh no, I didn't! :shock: :twisted:
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Stramala » 30 Jun 2012, 07:06

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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby JeremyMcClean » 30 Jun 2012, 07:55

"Living up to my surname" By Nico Rosberg

Forward by David Brabham and Gary Brabham
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby dr-baker » 30 Jun 2012, 08:09

JeremyMcClean wrote:"Living up to my surname" By Nico Rosberg

Forward by David Brabham and Gary Brabham

With epilogues by Jacques Villeneuve Snr., Jimmy Stewart, and Wilson and Christian Fittipaldi.

Not featuring Phil, Graham or Damon Hill. Josh Hill - TBC.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Stramala » 30 Jun 2012, 08:24

dr-baker wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:"Living up to my surname" By Nico Rosberg

Forward by David Brabham and Gary Brabham

With epilogues by Jacques Villeneuve Snr., Jimmy Stewart, and Wilson and Christian Fittipaldi.

How does that work if JRS raced in F1 before JYS? If anything, JYS was known as "Jimmy's little brother" when he was signed up by BRM. Although that changed pretty quickly.

I think the children's version of this book should be written by Nicolas Prost and Mathias Lauda, seeing as they didn't even make it as far as F1!
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Sunshine_Baby_[IT] » 30 Jun 2012, 09:52

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:"How to see red lights in Canadian GP pit-lane", by Montoya, Massa and Fisichella

"How to see red lights and red cars in Canadian GP pit-lane", by Hamilton


"How to see red lights and red cars and silver cars in the Canadian GP pit-lane", by Nico Rosberg.

Right! :lol:
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby dr-baker » 30 Jun 2012, 20:23

kostas22 wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:"Living up to my surname" By Nico Rosberg

Forward by David Brabham and Gary Brabham

With epilogues by Jacques Villeneuve Snr., Jimmy Stewart, and Wilson and Christian Fittipaldi.

How does that work if JRS raced in F1 before JYS? If anything, JYS was known as "Jimmy's little brother" when he was signed up by BRM. Although that changed pretty quickly.

Ahh, didn't double-check that. Although JYS could have made it as a very successful clay pigeon shooter, so Jackie would still have had the success, but in a different field instead...
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby FullMetalJack » 18 Aug 2012, 08:08

Going home, and staying there - By Jacques Villeneuve
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby pasta_maldonado » 18 Aug 2012, 08:18

"Beating Fernando Alonso" by Felipe Massa

"How to be loved and cherished by everyone" by Helmut Marko with forewards by Christian Horner and Flavio Briatore
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby WaffleCat » 18 Aug 2012, 08:48

"Ways of avoiding the stewards" by Pastor Maldonado,foreword by Lewis Hamilton.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby JeremyMcClean » 18 Aug 2012, 10:18

"How NOT to show favoritism" by Flavio Briatore
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby eurobrun » 18 Aug 2012, 11:31

Not F1...

Living up to your pre season publicocrap. By FPR
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby pasta_maldonado » 18 Aug 2012, 16:35

JeremyMcClean wrote:"How NOT to show favoritism" by Flavio Briatore

Foreword by Red Bull
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby eurobrun » 18 Aug 2012, 17:03

pasta_maldonado wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:"How NOT to show favoritism" by Flavio Briatore

Foreword by Red Bull


And Ferrari.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Phoenix » 18 Aug 2012, 21:56

Winning a race: the start of bigger and better things, by Pastor Maldonado. Foreword by Jean Alesi.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Wizzie » 18 Aug 2012, 21:58

"Building an engine that's both powerful and reliable" - MRT Engine workshop. Foreword by Mercedes circa 2001-2005
Martin Brundle, at the 2005 San Marino GP wrote:You can sort of imagine in four or five years time talking about these guys we've got on the front two rows of the grid today, can't you? They're very much the future of Grand Prix Racing.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby pasta_maldonado » 19 Aug 2012, 03:10

Wizzie wrote:"Building an engine that's both powerful and reliable" - MRT Engine workshop. Foreword by Mercedes circa 2001-2005

Exclusive signed copy by BMW, 1982.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Phoenix » 19 Aug 2012, 03:13

pasta_maldonado wrote:
Wizzie wrote:"Building an engine that's both powerful and reliable" - MRT Engine workshop. Foreword by Mercedes circa 2001-2005

Exclusive signed copy by BMW, 1982.


Building an engine that is actually powerful and reliable, by Life Racing Engines.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby BlindCaveSalamander » 19 Aug 2012, 03:24

pasta_maldonado wrote:
Wizzie wrote:"Building an engine that's both powerful and reliable" - MRT Engine workshop. Foreword by Mercedes circa 2001-2005

Exclusive signed copy by BMW, 1982.

Deluxe edition including additional chapter by Renault, 1977-1983
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby East Londoner » 19 Aug 2012, 05:35

Seeing the chequered flag by Jacques Villeneuve circa 1999. Extra chapter by Enrique Bernoldi circa 2002.
The 1990s were better. Fact. And you bloody well know it.

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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby pasta_maldonado » 19 Aug 2012, 05:36

'Passing backmarkers at Moncao' by David Coulthard
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Wizzie » 19 Aug 2012, 07:20

pasta_maldonado wrote:'Passing backmarkers at Moncao' by David Coulthard


Second Edition by Jenson Button
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Phoenix » 19 Aug 2012, 07:45

Wizzie wrote:
pasta_maldonado wrote:'Passing backmarkers at Moncao' by David Coulthard


Second Edition by Jenson Button


Third edition satiric book by René Arnoux.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby eurobrun » 19 Aug 2012, 11:49

Political Correctness. By James Hunt.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby AdrianSutil » 20 Aug 2012, 00:40

"My race at Indy 2005" by every Michelin runner
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby pasta_maldonado » 20 Aug 2012, 00:48

'Building on the successes of a debut season' by Walter Wolf Racing
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby nigellamansell » 20 Aug 2012, 02:03

"Nigel and me - best of buddies" by Nelson Picquet. Afterword by Alain Prost
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby eurobrun » 20 Aug 2012, 08:01

pasta_maldonado wrote:'Building on the successes of a debut season' by Walter Wolf Racing


Foreword by Brawn/Mercedes.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby WaffleCat » 20 Aug 2012, 09:06

"Teamwork can win races" ,written by Arrows.With epilogue by Toyota.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Ferrim » 21 Aug 2012, 02:34

"How to outqualify your teammate", by Felipe Massa (foreword by Narain Karthikeyan)
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby pasta_maldonado » 21 Aug 2012, 02:55

Ferrim wrote:"How to outqualify your teammate", by Felipe Massa (foreword by Narain Karthikeyan)

Revised edition by Johnny Dumfries
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