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by **shinji** » 11 Oct 2009, 06:46

You know Chuck Norris facts? Well here's HWNSNBM facts.

1. HWNSNBM is what Willis was talking about.
2. HWNSNBM walks in to a bar. The bar cries out in pain.
3. Once HWNSNBM laughed. Hungary hasn't recovered fully from the aftershocks.
4. HWNSNBM is both the walrus and the eggman.
5. HWNSNBM can talk every language in the world, including the ones that no one speaks.
6. Superman wears HWNSNBM pyjamas.
7. Ever wondered why the Jonas Brothers are so popular? HWNSNBM once said he liked them.
8. HWNSNBM can kill two stones with one bird.
9. HWNSNBM does not wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
10. HWNSNBM does not sleep. He waits.
11. HWNSNBM would have won the 2003 Hungarian GP, were it not for Ralph Firman crashing and giving him a drive.

Add others or HWNSNBM will come and get you.

by **thehemogoblin** » 11 Oct 2009, 07:10

You know how Mt. St. Helens erupted? HWNSNBM had Taco Bell!

by **Life w12** » 11 Oct 2009, 11:38

HWNSNBM once got in a contest with Lance Armstrong to see who has more balls...HWNSNBM won by 5
HWNSNBM is who caused Piquet Jr to crash
If you have 5 dollars and HWNSNBM has 5 dollars HWNSNBM has more money than you
HWNSNBM counted to infinity...twice
HWNSNBM is the reason why Waldo is hiding
HWNSNBM doesn't get frostbite, HWNSNBM bites frost
HWNSNBM can sneeze with his eyes open
HWNSNBM can believe it's not butter
HWNSNBM can divide by zero
HWNSNBM once won the World Series of Poker holding two jokers, a "Get-out-of-jail-free" card, a 2 of clubs and a green #5 Uno card
HWNSNBM can order a Big Mac at KFC
HWNSNBM doesn't throw-up, he throws-down!

by **andreamodawf1** » 11 Oct 2009, 17:32

HWNSNBM doesn't drink water-he drinks fuel!

by **Yannick** » 11 Oct 2009, 21:05

No HWNSNBM bashing please. F1Rejects is his fan site after all. Maybe even his only.

by **shinji** » 11 Oct 2009, 21:15

Yannick wrote:No HWNSNBM bashing please. F1Rejects is his fan site after all. Maybe even his only.

How is this bashing?

by **BlindCaveSalamander** » 11 Oct 2009, 22:30

The real reason Michael Schumacher retired was not because of Alonso or Raikkonen, it was HWNSNBM.

by **RejectSteve** » 12 Oct 2009, 02:37

God prays to HWNSNBM.
HWNSNBM is a master of disguise. He has won Le Mans as "John Winter" and the Monaco Grand Prix as "Williams."

Website · by **Wizzie** » 12 Oct 2009, 09:19

If it looks like beef, smells like beef, tastes like beef and is beef, if HWNSNBM says it's chicken, it's chicken.

by **thehemogoblin** » 12 Oct 2009, 09:44

HWNSNBM once scored a goal for the Hungarian national football team -- without leaving his car.

by **andreamodawf1** » 12 Oct 2009, 17:24

HWNSNBM will win the 2009 Brazilian Grand Prix-diguised as KOBAYASHI

( I have a feeling Kobayashi will be the next HWNSNBM, even if they have to use a different acronym for him)

by **Klon** » 12 Oct 2009, 17:34

This site's downtime was not due to Indian hackers but through HWNSNBM's will after Jamie thought for a quarter of a second about adding his profile here.
The only reason HWNSNBM has not a cockpit at the moment is the fear of Bernie Ecclestone and Max Mosley.
The force is with HWNSNBM ... always.

by **dr-baker** » 12 Oct 2009, 22:39

When HWNSNBM goes out to qualify, time simutantiously slows down for Hwnsnbm and speeds up for all other competitors so that HWNSNBM ends up with the quickest time each and every time. HWSNSBM for the pole!

by **Debaser** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:19

HWNSNBM is actually Lady Gaga in her true male form...

by **AutoRacer5** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:22

Debaser wrote:HWNSNBM is actually Lady Gaga in her true male form...

you mean in his/her true male form?

by **shinji** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:23

HWNSNBM knows the meaning of life, but just couldn't be bothered telling anyone.

by **tristan1117** » 13 Oct 2009, 02:47

Max is resigning because HWNSNBM told him to.
The only reason Jenson Button is in the lead of the championship is that HWNSNBM was driving for him the first 7 races.

by **Stramala** » 13 Oct 2009, 05:12

HWNSNBM knows the question to Life, the Universe and Everything (and no, its not 6x7).

by **watka** » 13 Oct 2009, 06:26

Jesus can walk on water, HWNSNBM can swim through land.

HWNSNBM is the key to the potential of Life's W12.

by **Valrys** » 13 Oct 2009, 06:41

watka wrote:Jesus can walk on water, HWNSNBM can swim through land.

HWNSNBM is the key to the potential of Life's W12.

OK, now those two actually made me laugh

by **Nuppiz** » 13 Oct 2009, 21:52

kostas22 wrote:HWNSNBM knows the question to Life

A W12 engine?

Sorry, just had to do it as you wrote it with a capital letter. :lol:

by **crazydude1992** » 14 Oct 2009, 03:22

HWNSNBM once challenged Mr.T into a fist-fight. The loser had to wear silly jewelry.

by **tristan1117** » 14 Oct 2009, 06:53

HWNSNBM can drive an F1 car by controlling it with a Wii wheel.
HWNSNBM is better than Michael Schumacher.
HWNSNBM's real name is Z- (struck down by lightning from HWNSNBM)
HWNSNBM has no ctrl button on his computer, he is always in control.
HWNSNBM is the power behind KERS

by **watka** » 15 Oct 2009, 06:40

HWNSNBM never ages, he is in fact the same person as Ferenc Szisz.

by **RejectSteve** » 15 Oct 2009, 14:29

watka wrote:HWNSNBM never ages, he is in fact the same person as Ferenc Szisz.

Well done, watka, well done.

by **watka** » 16 Oct 2009, 07:01

RejectSteve wrote:
watka wrote:HWNSNBM never ages, he is in fact the same person as Ferenc Szisz.

Well done, watka, well done.

Hell yeah, F1 trivia!

by **Waris** » 16 Oct 2009, 13:18

watka wrote:HWNSNBM never ages, he is in fact the same person as Ferenc Szisz.

OH shite, that is epic.
Reading this thread at 5am is good for some insane chuckling. :lol:

By the way, why is "sh*t" a badword and "shite" isn't?

by **Thunderer** » 18 Oct 2009, 10:56

HWNSNBM doesn't 'tea-bag' the ladies, he potato-sacks them. :lol:

by **MinardiFan95** » 18 Oct 2009, 12:58

Some say that he once fought a lion and won, others say that he won every medal for Hungary in the Olympics. All we know is that he's called HWNSNBM.

Website · by **Wizzie** » 18 Oct 2009, 20:29

Some say that he makes some killer goulash and some say that his left nipple is the shape of the Hungaroring. All we know is that he's not the Stig but the Stig's Hungarian Cousin

by **watka** » 19 Oct 2009, 06:17

Wizzie wrote:Some say that he makes some killer goulash and some say that his left nipple is the shape of the Hungaroring. All we know is that he's not the Stig but the Stig's Hungarian Cousin

HWNSNBM killed the black Stig.

by **thehemogoblin** » 19 Oct 2009, 06:20

watka wrote:
Wizzie wrote:Some say that he makes some killer goulash and some say that his left nipple is the shape of the Hungaroring. All we know is that he's not the Stig but the Stig's Hungarian Cousin

HWNSNBM killed the black Stig.

HWNSNBM killed the radio star.

by **Valrys** » 19 Oct 2009, 06:31

watka wrote:
Wizzie wrote:Some say that he makes some killer goulash and some say that his left nipple is the shape of the Hungaroring. All we know is that he's not the Stig but the Stig's Hungarian Cousin

HWNSNBM killed the black Stig.

No, HWNSNBM was the black stig, and now he lives......under the sea!

by **WeirdKerr** » 19 Oct 2009, 08:25

Wizzie wrote:Some say that he makes some killer goulash and some say that his left nipple is the shape of the Hungaroring. All we know is that he's not the Stig but the Stig's Hungarian Cousin

Nonsense.... HWNSNBM created the Stig in His labortory in his secret underground base deep underneeath the Hungaroring......

by **BlindCaveSalamander** » 19 Oct 2009, 08:33

WeirdKerr wrote:
Wizzie wrote:Some say that he makes some killer goulash and some say that his left nipple is the shape of the Hungaroring. All we know is that he's not the Stig but the Stig's Hungarian Cousin

Nonsense.... HWNSNBM created the Stig in His labortory in his secret underground base deep underneeath the Hungaroring......

Of course... how could we have been so foolish? :lol:

by **shinji** » 28 Oct 2009, 08:10

HWNSNBM's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

by **Jordan** » 28 Oct 2009, 09:09

HWNsNBM rear ends Kimi Raikkonen's car

by **watka** » 01 Nov 2009, 00:36

Jordan wrote:HWNsNBM rear ends Kimi Raikkonen's car

But in turn, Kimi rear-ends Sutil's car, which is then inexplicably ran into by Trulli. Trulli blames Sutil, but then HWNSNBM just floors him.

by **Debaser** » 01 Nov 2009, 06:28

He doesn't just floor him, he gets a samurai sword and takes his head clean off (aka Uma Thurman fighting those people in Kill Bill).

by **Klon** » 01 Nov 2009, 10:06

Debaser wrote:He doesn't just floor him, he gets a lightsaber and takes his head clean off (aka Mace Windu fighting Jango Fett in Star Wars).

Fixed for you!

HWNSNBM only did never score a win in F1 because he had a bet with Bernie Ecclestone that he wouldn't. The entire divorce story was just a hoax so that Bernie didn't had to shamefully admit that he lost most of his money due to the bet.

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