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by **Jack O Melley** » 25 Oct 2011, 10:46

HWNSNBM can cross his legs while driving, and win races aswell.

by **DanielPT** » 25 Oct 2011, 20:01

Let me resume this thread until this point:

HWNSNBM is better than god, won everything ever invented/raced and can do lots of amazing/impossible stuff at precisely the same time.

by **dr-baker** » 25 Oct 2011, 22:57

DanielPT wrote:Let me resume this thread until this point:

HWNSNBM is better than god, won everything ever invented/raced and can do lots of amazing/impossible stuff at precisely the same time.

Basically, yes, but it is worth having case studies to back these claims up with.

by **stupot94** » 25 Oct 2011, 23:25

dr-baker wrote:
DanielPT wrote:Let me resume this thread until this point:

HWNSNBM is better than god, won everything ever invented/raced and can do lots of amazing/impossible stuff at precisely the same time.

Basically, yes, but it is worth having case studies to back these claims up with.

I think 8th place in a Minardi is enough evidence

by **DanielPT** » 26 Oct 2011, 00:17

dr-baker wrote:
DanielPT wrote:Let me resume this thread until this point:

HWNSNBM is better than god, won everything ever invented/raced and can do lots of amazing/impossible stuff at precisely the same time.

Basically, yes, but it is worth having case studies to back these claims up with.

Don't get me wrong, dr-baker, it wasn't a tirade against the thread. I was just stating a HWNSNBM fact! Now all you have to do is to better that!

by **dr-baker** » 26 Oct 2011, 01:34

DanielPT wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
DanielPT wrote:Let me resume this thread until this point:

HWNSNBM is better than god, won everything ever invented/raced and can do lots of amazing/impossible stuff at precisely the same time.

Basically, yes, but it is worth having case studies to back these claims up with.

Don't get me wrong, dr-baker, it wasn't a tirade against the thread. I was just stating a HWNSNBM fact! Now all you have to do is to better that!

Hey, I was cool with it!

And HWNSNBM is the architect of the software behind Capricorn 1.

by **tommykl** » 26 Oct 2011, 02:53

HWNSNBM is the sofware behind Capricorn 1.

by **Cynon** » 26 Oct 2011, 04:29

tommykl wrote:HWNSNBM is the sofware behind Capricorn 1.

He is the architect and the software.

by **dinizintheoven** » 26 Oct 2011, 04:52

Also the hardware, firmware and operating system.

Talking of operating systems, HWNSNBM can program any version of Windows to multi-task in the same way as Unix-based OSs can. Including ME. HWNSNBM can even get Windows ME to not crash every three minutes.

HWNSNBM can pick up the mouse, talk into where the ball used to be on those old-school contraptions, and the computer will do everything he says. Even in an ancient and unintelligble dialect of Hungarian.

Sir Clive Sinclair once said, slightly facetiously, it was possible to run a nuclear power plant with a ZX-81. HWNSNBM can do this without needing a 16K RAM pack. Now you know how all the electricity in Hungary is generated.

by **ranig** » 26 Oct 2011, 04:59

HWNSNBM can drive using his teeth instead of his hands.

by **JeremyMcClean** » 26 Oct 2011, 06:45

HWNSNBM can drive backwards and take pole... in a Life!

by **dr-baker** » 26 Oct 2011, 08:59

ranig wrote:HWNSNBM can drive using his teeth instead of his hands while eating goulash and singing the Hungarian national anthem.

Fix'd.

by **stupot94** » 26 Oct 2011, 21:48

HWNSNBM Won Le Mans using only a Remote Control Car. More amazingly it was one where it is attached to the controller by a wire! He repeated his heroics at Indy the next year.
He was banned because it was unfair for all the other competitors

by **DanielPT** » 26 Oct 2011, 21:53

stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Won Le Mans using only a Remote Control Car. More amazingly it was one where it is attached to the controller by a wire! He repeated his heroics at Indy the next year.
He was banned because it was unfair for all the other competitors

WRONG! No one bans HWNSNBM. He just got bored...

by **dr-baker** » 26 Oct 2011, 22:13

DanielPT wrote:
stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Won Le Mans using only a Remote Control Car. More amazingly it was one where it is attached to the controller by a wire! He repeated his heroics at Indy the next year.
He was banned because it was unfair for all the other competitors

WRONG! No one bans HWNSNBM. He just got bored...

Read that and thought of this.

by **stupot94** » 27 Oct 2011, 00:29

DanielPT wrote:
stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Won Le Mans using only a Remote Control Car. More amazingly it was one where it is attached to the controller by a wire! He repeated his heroics at Indy the next year.
He was banned because it was unfair for all the other competitors

WRONG! No one bans HWNSNBM. He just got bored...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH2UB2uD-tA

by **JeremyMcClean** » 30 Oct 2011, 10:00

dr-baker wrote:
DanielPT wrote:
stupot94 wrote:HWNSNBM Won Le Mans using only a Remote Control Car. More amazingly it was one where it is attached to the controller by a wire! He repeated his heroics at Indy the next year.
He was banned because it was unfair for all the other competitors

WRONG! No one bans HWNSNBM. He just got bored...

Read that and thought of this.

Did you know that HWNSNBM played every character in that movie? Including all the extras...

by **dr-baker** » 30 Oct 2011, 18:40

Wow, HWNSNBM played the Oompa Loompas too?

by **stupot94** » 30 Oct 2011, 22:31

dr-baker wrote:Wow, HWNSNBM played the Oompa Loompas too?

Yes. They scraped cells from his pillow. Put them into a machine and it made Oompa Loompas. He could control them also

by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 31 Oct 2011, 09:02

HWNSNBM won his seat in F1 by finding a golden ticket hidden in a chocolate bar by Paul Stoddart.

by **Cynon** » 31 Oct 2011, 09:44

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM won his seat in F1 by finding a golden ticket hidden in a chocolate bar by Paul Stoddart.

HWNSNBM has a golden-ticket radar implanted in his brain, so there was no serious competition for that...

by **ADx_Wales** » 31 Oct 2011, 10:54

Everytime HWNSNBM ..........s He Kills a Kitten.

by **dr-baker** » 01 Nov 2011, 02:52

ADx_Wales wrote:Everytime HWNSNBM ..........s He Kills a Kitten.

No, that is when everybody else does... it. When HWNSNBM does... it, he revives a kitten. And he loves kittens.

by **shinji** » 01 Nov 2011, 03:14

HWNSNBM, ruler of the planets Omicron Persei 1 through 7.

by **dinizintheoven** » 01 Nov 2011, 10:32

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM, ruler of the planets Omicron Persei 1 through 7.

And an invasion of Omicron Persei 8, using battleships made from parts of an old Minardi PS04, must soon be on the cards. Lrrr and Nd-Nd stand no chance.

by **BlindCaveSalamander** » 01 Nov 2011, 10:45

dinizintheoven wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM, ruler of the planets Omicron Persei 1 through 7.

And an invasion of Omicron Persei 8, using battleships made from parts of an old Minardi PS04, must soon be on the cards. Lrrr and Nd-Nd stand no chance.

Actually, HWNSNBM control Omicron Persei 8 as well, he just lets Lrrr operate as an acting leader while he's off doing more important things.

by **FMecha** » 09 Dec 2011, 15:09

HWNSNBM gave tommykl the knowledge of the early days of the sport.

by **dr-baker** » 09 Dec 2011, 20:37

(Based upon a Chuck Norris fact I heard at the weekend)

HWNSNBM has a Gmail account. It is gmail@hwnsnbm.com

by **FullMetalJack** » 13 Dec 2011, 09:38

Jack Christopherson only won the 1996 Monaco Grand Prix because HWNSNBM moved the barriers closer at Ste Devote, forcing everyone else to crash.

by **nome66** » 13 Dec 2011, 09:42

some say that HWNSNBM is slowy, ever so slowly, making his way toward redbulljack14's hideout for a small conversation about flat tires....

Website · by **Wizzie** » 13 Dec 2011, 09:49

HWNSNBM has a special hatred for both Rubens Barrichello and Daniel Melrose.

by **FullMetalJack** » 13 Dec 2011, 09:51

nome66 wrote:some say that HWNSNBM is slowy, ever so slowly, making his way toward redbulljack14's hideout for a small conversation about flat tires....

We had a 2 day birthday bash last year, my 18th was the day after his 30th, it was awesome, he gifted me the power of winning races in 1996.

by **AdrianSutil** » 13 Dec 2011, 16:41

redbulljack14 wrote:
nome66 wrote:some say that HWNSNBM is slowy, ever so slowly, making his way toward redbulljack14's hideout for a small conversation about flat tires....

We had a 2 day birthday bash last year, my 18th was the day after his 30th, it was awesome, he gifted me the power of talking a load of bullsh...

Fixed

Website · by **Wizzie** » 13 Dec 2011, 17:38

HWNSNBM created the WWF attitude era. He then teamed up with Alex Zanardi to form the greatest tag team ever. And if you're not down with that, they've got two words for ya. :lol:

by **dr-baker** » 13 Dec 2011, 21:06

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM created the WWF attitude era.

Gotta love the Worldwide Fund for Nature. Although the rest of your post seems to suggest I'm deliberately misunderstanding the acronym...

by **Ferrim** » 13 Dec 2011, 23:09

In Soviet Russia... HWNSNBM is just as powerful as everywhere else.

by **Phoenix** » 14 Dec 2011, 08:25

HWNSNBM has his own level in the Cool Wall.

by **stupot94** » 16 Dec 2011, 05:59

When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh

by **Stramala** » 16 Dec 2011, 06:17

HWNSNBM created the universe by dividing himself by zero.

by **JeremyMcClean** » 16 Dec 2011, 13:20

stupot94 wrote:When HWNSNBM eats garlic, his breath smells minty fresh

So what happens when he eats breath mints? (Not that he'd want to...)

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