HWNSNBM Facts

[AdrianSutil]

I haven't played GT2 yet

That game was a very significant part of my childhood.

Your not the only one! Suzuki Escudo Pikes Peak car anyone?

[FullMetalJack]

That game was a very significant part of my childhood.

Your not the only one! Suzuki Escudo Pikes Peak car anyone?

What a machine that car was.

Congrats on 1000 posts by the way!

[ranig]

HWNSNBM gives RedBull the wings that RedBull gives you.
HWNSNBM's tears are the best fuel ever. Unfortunately, HWNSNBM never cries.

[AdrianSutil]

That game was a very significant part of my childhood.

Your not the only one! Suzuki Escudo Pikes Peak car anyone?

What a machine that car was.

Congrats on 1000 posts by the way!

Woo! Didn't realise! Party time!

[WaffleCat]

Some say that it was HWNSNBM who flew and crashed the Red Bull at Valencia 2010.He only did it because DHL cut their contract with him,and he wanted payback.

[AdrianSutil]

HWNSNBM can complete Modern Warfare 3 on veteran difficulty without using any weapons.

[BlindCaveSalamander]

HWNSNBM can complete Modern Warfare 3 on veteran difficulty without using any weapons.

HWNSNBM can beat it without even installing the game.

[ranig]

HWNSNBM does not suffer from F1 deprivation
The only way a Justin Bieber song can be good is by featuring HWNSNBM
Once HWNSNBM sat on the nose of a F1 car. The first platypus nose was born.

[wmetcalf68]

HWNSNBM can run faster than the speed of sound.

[JeremyMcClean]

HWNSNBM can run faster than the speed of light.

Fixed.

[dr-baker]

HWNSNBM can walk faster than the speed of light.

Fixed.

Fixed again.

[wmetcalf68]

HWNSNBM can stand still faster than the speed of light.

Fixed.

Fixed again.

Fixed again!

[wmetcalf68]

HWNSNBM can play F1 2099 in 2012.

[AdrianSutil]

HWNSNBM can play F1 2099 in 2012 and win the Championship without doing a single lap.

And... fixed

[CoopsII]

HWNSNBM sacked Fabio Capello.

[DanielPT]

HWNSNBM sacked Fabio Capello.

With the mindset in football here we go:

Only HWNSNBM can make Gerrard and Lampard play well in the same team.

Only HWNSNBM can make Ronaldo to play actual football for Portugal.

Only HWNSNBM can turn Messi relevant in International football.

[CoopsII]

Only HWNSNBM can make Gerrard and Lampard play well in the same team.

In actual fact the HWNSNBM Fact ought to be:-

Not even HWNSNBM can make England into a credible footballing force.

And before people kick in with "HWNSNBM is HWNSNBM so he can do anything"

No he cant.

He cant do that.

[DanielPT]

Only HWNSNBM can make Gerrard and Lampard play well in the same team.

In actual fact the HWNSNBM Fact ought to be:-

Not even HWNSNBM can make England into a credible footballing force.

And before people kick in with "HWNSNBM is HWNSNBM so he can do anything"

No he cant.

He cant do that.

Interesting... Have we found something that HWNSNBM cannot do that others can do? I say this because the Whole British Press are pretty good at making England a credible footballing force. At least in their eyes and looking at their stories, England is a candidate to every tournament. This despite, you know, reality...

[wmetcalf68]

HWNSNBM can play F1 2099 in 2012 and win the Championship without doing anything.

And... fixed

Fixed again!

[CoopsII]

I say this because the Whole British Press are pretty good at making England a credible footballing force. At least in their eyes and looking at their stories, England is a candidate to every tournament. This despite, you know, reality...

We've already won the Euros now. And the World Cup. Its in the bag. Because we invented the sport (even though we didnt and even if we did it doesnt count for anything. America invented obesity but it doesnt claim to be the best at it anymore ).

Plus we won it (half a century ago).

And we, er. You know, we've got the Premiership, which is the most competative football series in the world (dominated by foreign players, managers and investment).

I support Scotland anyway. We're shite but we know we could kick f**k out of Lampard and the rest.

[DanielPT]

And we, er. You know, we've got the Premiership, which is the most competative football series in the world (dominated by foreign players, managers and investment).

At the end of last year there was a curious history involving the Premiership.

Benfica was playing Manchester United for the Champions League at Old Trafford and it was a very important game for United in order to assert itself as the big fish in the group and give that important step in qualifying for the competition's next phase. Benfica is currently managed by Jorge Jesus, a Portuguese bloke who comes from the old ways of football, which it is the only thing he knows of. He is so old school that, like many others from the past who grew in football the same way, has a certain difficulty in expressing himself in Portuguese, never mind in English. Still, there he was in Old Trafford giving a press conference for international press about the game when someone asked him about the might of the Premier League. His answer was something like: "The might? Let's see... In my opinion, the Premiership is only 5th or 6th league in Europe in terms of tactical nous. The only thing it has is money and good players". I saw this in the Portuguese press and in Eurosport but I think it went a bit unnoticed. After all, who was this bloke to talk about the Premiership like that? He was dismissed as an idiot, including by me. In the end, though, the guy outfoxed Sir Alex Ferguson tactically and the result (2-2) had a great influence in Manchester United being relegated to the Europa League and Benfica moving on into the Champions League last-16. I learned a valuable lesson that day and Jorge Jesus earned my respect which is a big deal since he is a laughing stock in Portugal (I'm serious, he can't speak a sentence correctly).

[IdeFan]

Shamelessly copied from a Chuck Norris meme:

[CoopsII]

I learned a valuable lesson that day and Jorge Jesus earned my respect which is a big deal since he is a laughing stock in Portugal (I'm serious, he can't speak a sentence correctly).

Id always keep on the right side of someone called Jesus.

Just in case.

[FullMetalJack]

Plus we won it (half a century ago).

You really sound like an Aston Villa fan there.

[This]

HWNSNBM can make the concept 'Belgium' actually work.

[AdrianSutil]

Plus we won it (half a century ago).

You really sound like an Aston Villa fan there.

Pfft. Try being an Arsenal fan

[FullMetalJack]

Plus we won it (half a century ago).

You really sound like an Aston Villa fan there.

Pfft. Try being an Arsenal fan

That would suck. The only way they'll ever win another trophy is if HWNSNBM takes over.

[dinizintheoven]

The Hungarian Revolution
11 February 2013

What a difference a year makes. Arsenal sit on top of the Premiership by a country mile with a full 75 points from their 25 games, having won every one of them by four goals or more without conceding a single goal themselves. Even re-signing the hapless Gilles Grimandi after a mild injury crisis couldn't change that after an own goal he scored was disallowed for being offside. Arsenal's sudden success has been attributed to two things; one, the departure of Harry Redknapp from Tottenham to the poisoned chalice of the England manager's job; after England beat Andorra 1-0 in a friendly in Redknapp's first game in charge, the press turned on him immediately and had him hailed as Satan, while Tottenham plunged inexorably towards relegation. Two: the mysterious takeover of the club by an unknown Hungarian, apparently without a name, or at least one that must never be mentioned, although he is rumoured to be a racing driver of some description and has a mole on his face. On his appointment, Roman Abramovich immediately ran home crying to his mum in Russia, the Glazer brothers deserted Manchester United leaving them 50 million pounds in debt, that whatshisface who runs Liverpool was seen leaving for Brazil disguised as Jimmy Corkhill from Brookside, the Arabs at Manchester City decided to re-open a spent oil well in Kuwait that Saddam Hussein had tried to destroy 20 years ago, and even the likes of AC Milan, Barcelona and Real Madrid are quaking in terror at the prospect of having to face the Hungarian-run ArseNSNBM in the Champions' League next year.

Former Arsenal goalkeeper, David Seaman, said "it's a hell of a lot better than Dancing On Ice, that's for sure!"

Gilles Grimandi was unavailable for comment.

[CoopsII]

Plus we won it (half a century ago).

You really sound like an Aston Villa fan there.

Pfft. Try being an Arsenal fan

Up The Potters!

[FullMetalJack]

Up The Potters!

Up the Blues. As HWNSNBM would say.

[wmetcalf68]

Another topic getting of topic?

[ADx_Wales]

Up The Potters!

Up the Blues. As HWNSNBM would say.

HWNSNBM would get the colour blue as its own entity to win the FA Premier League, Bundesliga, and the Vanuatuian Premier League at the same time.

[FullMetalJack]

Another topic getting of topic?

HWNSNBM can always put threads back on topic.

[Stramala]

Not even HWNSNBM can stop the Inter defense crumbling

[tommykl]

HWNSNBM knows what Délétraz and Belgium are doing.

[Wizzie]

HWNSNBM can make people feel elegantly wasted whenever he wants

[DanielPT]

Not even HWNSNBM can stop the Inter defense crumbling

Mourinho can!

[stupot94]

HWNSNBM IS the best drummer in The Beatles

[Stramala]

Not even HWNSNBM can stop the Inter defense crumbling

Mourinho can!

They don't call him Special One for nothing!
Which must mean...
Jose Mourinho is HWNSNBM in disguise

[shinji]

HWNSNBM could have de-iced the Stade de France pitch on Saturday night.