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Postby Formula1Fan » 01 Apr 2012, 08:07

i want to race sebastien vettel and and lewis hamilton
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Stramala » 01 Apr 2012, 08:09

Isn't there a minimum age for joining this forum?
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Wizzie » 01 Apr 2012, 08:10

kostas22 wrote:Isn't there a minimum age for joining this forum?


I thought wmetcalf destroyed all notion of that when he joined :P
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Stramala » 01 Apr 2012, 08:16

OK, well, to answer the question...

A) You have to wait in line. There is already a queue for entires.
B) No real life drivers. Everyone in this championship is fictional. Whether this was to avoid anyone being sued for making defamatory comments or not I don't know, but either way, no Hamilton or Vettel.
C) RWRS is composed of established members of this forum. It's probably best to become involved elsewhere before getting started in this.
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Postby Formula1Fan » 01 Apr 2012, 08:20

kostas22 wrote:OK, well, to answer the question...

A) You have to wait in line. There is already a queue for entires.
B) No real life drivers. Everyone in this championship is fictional. Whether this was to avoid anyone being sued for making defamatory comments or not I don't know, but either way, no Hamilton or Vettel.
C) RWRS is composed of established members of this forum. It's probably best to become involved elsewhere before getting started in this.


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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Wizzie » 01 Apr 2012, 08:24

kostas22 wrote:B) No real life drivers. Everyone in this championship is fictional. Whether this was to avoid anyone being sued for making defamatory comments or not I don't know, but either way, no Hamilton or Vettel.


I think the original reasoning for when it was introduced was for the same reason that the one team rule was introduced.
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby AdrianSutil » 01 Apr 2012, 08:33

Formula1Fan wrote:
kostas22 wrote:OK, well, to answer the question...

A) You have to wait in line. There is already a queue for entires.
B) No real life drivers. Everyone in this championship is fictional. Whether this was to avoid anyone being sued for making defamatory comments or not I don't know, but either way, no Hamilton or Vettel.
C) RWRS is composed of established members of this forum. It's probably best to become involved elsewhere before getting started in this.


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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Formula1Fan » 01 Apr 2012, 08:44

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kostas22 wrote:OK, well, to answer the question...

A) You have to wait in line. There is already a queue for entires.
B) No real life drivers. Everyone in this championship is fictional. Whether this was to avoid anyone being sued for making defamatory comments or not I don't know, but either way, no Hamilton or Vettel.
C) RWRS is composed of established members of this forum. It's probably best to become involved elsewhere before getting started in this.


but i want to race!!!

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dont bully me or the poice will arrest you its against the law.
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Wizzie » 01 Apr 2012, 08:47

All you guys are about as subtle as sledgehammers, you know :lol:
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby RealRacingRoots » 01 Apr 2012, 08:50

Wizzie wrote:All you guys are about as subtle as sledgehammers, you know :lol:


I thought that that was the best kind of subtlety though. ;)
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Wizzie » 01 Apr 2012, 08:54

RealRacingRoots wrote:
Wizzie wrote:All you guys are about as subtle as sledgehammers, you know :lol:


I thought that that was the best kind of subtlety though. ;)


True. And it's the only kind that really works on the internet to boot which goes back to the age old argument on why sarcasm is hard to detect on the internet. But that's a discussion for another day.
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby eurobrun » 01 Apr 2012, 08:57

I facedesked so hard I got brain damage.
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He's from a family of used cars salesmen... which might as well be the mafia Eurobrun :lol:
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Aerond » 01 Apr 2012, 08:58

Formula1fan, I would suggest you to carefully read the first page of the F1RWRS post, and a few pages of the F1RTA threads before anything else. Once you read (and understand), what is going on there, then post in the F1RWRS thread your intention to join the waiting list and keep yourself updated in what´s going on and if an entry becomes available then you will be able start your team.

PS: Stating that you want to race Vettel and Hamilton doesn´t help much if you want to enter F1RWRS 8-)
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Wizzie » 01 Apr 2012, 08:59

Aerond wrote:Formula1fan, I would suggest you to carefully read the first page of the F1RWRS post, and a few pages of the F1RTA threads before anything else. Once you read (and understand), what is going on there, then post in the F1RWRS thread your intention to join the waiting list and keep yourself updated in what´s going on and if an entry becomes available then you will be able start your team.

PS: Stating that you want to race Vettel and Hamilton doesn´t help much if you want to enter F1RWRS 8-)


First page? One'll have to read the entire damn thing to understand how the hell our organised madness works :lol:
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Aerond » 01 Apr 2012, 09:02

Wizzie wrote:
Aerond wrote:Formula1fan, I would suggest you to carefully read the first page of the F1RWRS post, and a few pages of the F1RTA threads before anything else. Once you read (and understand), what is going on there, then post in the F1RWRS thread your intention to join the waiting list and keep yourself updated in what´s going on and if an entry becomes available then you will be able start your team.

PS: Stating that you want to race Vettel and Hamilton doesn´t help much if you want to enter F1RWRS 8-)


First page? One'll have to read the entire damn thing to understand how the hell our organised madness works :lol:


If he reads everything this will happen:

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Postby RealRacingRoots » 01 Apr 2012, 09:02

Which is why someone should post the whole of the rules on a sticky thread.
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Postby Wizzie » 01 Apr 2012, 09:04

RealRacingRoots wrote:Which is why someone should post the whole of the rules on a sticky thread.


We were gonna do it over on the wiki but that kinda died and besides, while I do have time to still post inane dribble on here, I don't have the time to comb through 200-odd pages to do the F1RWRS rules until Tuesday
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby eurobrun » 01 Apr 2012, 09:49

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dont bully me or the poice will arrest you its against the law.


Not sure if trolling or just stupid.
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He's from a family of used cars salesmen... which might as well be the mafia Eurobrun :lol:
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Postby Stramala » 01 Apr 2012, 10:29

eurobrun wrote:
Formula1Fan wrote:
dont bully me or the poice will arrest you its against the law.


Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

This will probably be followed by "I'm Twelve Years Old and What is This?"

Except not in its usual usage...literally for once.
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Formula1Fan » 01 Apr 2012, 12:28

eurobrun wrote:
Formula1Fan wrote:
dont bully me or the poice will arrest you its against the law.


Not sure if trolling or just stupid.


that is bullying take it back now OR ELSE
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Postby tristan1117 » 01 Apr 2012, 12:44

Formula1Fan wrote:
eurobrun wrote:
Formula1Fan wrote:
dont bully me or the poice will arrest you its against the law.


Not sure if trolling or just stupid.


that is bullying take it back now OR ELSE


I say trolling.
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Postby RealRacingRoots » 01 Apr 2012, 12:45

Formula1Fan wrote:
eurobrun wrote:
Formula1Fan wrote:
dont bully me or the poice will arrest you its against the law.


Not sure if trolling or just stupid.


that is bullying take it back now OR ELSE


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Postby the Masked Lapwing » 01 Apr 2012, 12:48

Formula1Fan wrote:
eurobrun wrote:
Formula1Fan wrote:
dont bully me or the poice will arrest you its against the law.


Not sure if trolling or just stupid.


that is bullying take it back now OR ELSE


Watch out eurobrun, he'll call the mods on you soon :lol:
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby eurobrun » 01 Apr 2012, 12:52

the Masked Lapwing wrote:
Formula1Fan wrote:
eurobrun wrote:
Not sure if trolling or just stupid.


that is bullying take it back now OR ELSE


Watch out eurobrun, he'll call the mods on you soon :lol:


I'm SOOOOO scared.

Anyway, look at todays date.
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Postby Wizzie » 01 Apr 2012, 15:20

FINALLY! Some business for my flagging popcorn business as we all watch this thread descend into chaos :lol:
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby tommykl » 01 Apr 2012, 17:20

eurobrun wrote:
Formula1Fan wrote:
dont bully me or the poice will arrest you its against the law.


Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

Oh God. Is RJ Bandsma here as well now (only understood by Cynon, eichy and possibly eurobrun)?
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Wizzie » 01 Apr 2012, 17:23

tommykl wrote:
eurobrun wrote:
Formula1Fan wrote:
dont bully me or the poice will arrest you its against the law.


Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

Oh God. Is RJ Bandsma here as well now (only understood by Cynon, eichy and possibly eurobrun)?


Who?
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Postby eurobrun » 01 Apr 2012, 17:33

tommykl wrote:
eurobrun wrote:
Formula1Fan wrote:
dont bully me or the poice will arrest you its against the law.


Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

Oh God. Is RJ Bandsma here as well now (only understood by Cynon, eichy and possibly eurobrun)?


I haven't laughed so hard in my whole life. Ever. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby tommykl » 01 Apr 2012, 17:34

Wizzie wrote:
tommykl wrote:
eurobrun wrote:Not sure if trolling or just stupid.

Oh God. Is RJ Bandsma here as well now (only understood by Cynon, eichy and possibly eurobrun)?


Who?

RJ Bandsma was a user at Ernhrtfan Racing (Cynon's forum) who got banned for that kind of behaviour.
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Postby East Londoner » 01 Apr 2012, 17:54

Oh my! I think the Shoe Spam thread has some competition as the funniest thread on this board! :lol:
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Postby Wizzie » 01 Apr 2012, 18:12

East Londoner wrote:Oh my! I think the Shoe Spam thread has some competition as the funniest thread on this board! :lol:


"This is a thread.
'Thread' is another word for 'string'.
'String' could be referencing 'string cheese'.
String cheese is a form of food.
Cake is also a form of food.
The cake is a lie.
THEREFORE: This thread is a lie!"

(10 points for the first person to catch the reference)
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Postby RealRacingRoots » 01 Apr 2012, 18:14

Portal.

But wait, there has to be more. That was too easy for April the 1st.
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby eurobrun » 01 Apr 2012, 18:17

Villeneuve Racing: The Sequel
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Postby RealRacingRoots » 01 Apr 2012, 18:21

eurobrun wrote:Stefan F1: The Sequel


Fixed.
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Postby Wizzie » 01 Apr 2012, 18:22

RealRacingRoots wrote:
eurobrun wrote:Stefan F1: The Sequel


Fixed.


Nah, he was right the first time mate. I still can't believe I missed out of all the fun the first time round though :evil:
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby shinji » 01 Apr 2012, 20:51

hi i dont know who you all are but i want to do the racing if thats ok
dont laugh at me please
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby Wizzie » 01 Apr 2012, 20:58

shinji wrote:hi i dont know who you all are but i want to do the racing if thats ok
dont laugh at me please
!!!


Join the queue after you read all the rules which we'll get around to compiling eventually. (We being Lappy obviously :P )
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby shinji » 01 Apr 2012, 21:01

Wizzie wrote:
shinji wrote:hi i dont know who you all are but i want to do the racing if thats ok
dont laugh at me please
!!!


Join the queue after you read all the rules which we'll get around to compiling eventually. (We being Lappy obviously :P )


thankyou for the kind message, i hope to be partaking in your entertaining games soon!!
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Postby Wizzie » 01 Apr 2012, 21:04

shinji wrote:
Wizzie wrote:
shinji wrote:hi i dont know who you all are but i want to do the racing if thats ok
dont laugh at me please
!!!


Join the queue after you read all the rules which we'll get around to compiling eventually. (We being Lappy obviously :P )


thankyou for the kind message, i hope to be partaking in your entertaining games soon!!
! :lol:


Likewise mate :lol:

(And that, my friends, is Mediocre Satire 101 :P )

EDIT: And remember kids, satire is bad :lol:
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Re: can i enter f1rwrs

Postby This » 01 Apr 2012, 21:50

People, we have to teach the kids how it's done, not scare them away ;)

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