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Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby East Londoner » 21 Apr 2012, 01:04

With no sign of the good Captain again, I fear it's time to start this one.

As I'm taking no part in watching this weekend, I'm nominating Bernie Ecclestone, Jean Todt, the FIA and the Bahrani organisers already. No ifs, no buts. Full stop, new paragraph. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

EDIT: Another nomination - Formula One :evil: :evil:
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby dr-baker » 21 Apr 2012, 01:07

Bernie. Insensitive, uncaring, blind to the facts. :evil:
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Ferrim » 21 Apr 2012, 01:31

The Whole F1 Circus.
Go home, Bernie Ecclestone!

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"So, no KERS?"
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby AdrianSutil » 21 Apr 2012, 01:38

I don't need a race to make my mind up.

Bernie Ecclestone.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby CoopsII » 21 Apr 2012, 01:45

The whole race meeting and everything connected to it.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Sublime_FA11C » 21 Apr 2012, 02:12

I'll go against the current here and nominate the non-F1 hype and hysteria polluting the Grand Prix. Everyone has an agenda. Mine is to watch the race and get my fill of failures, moaning, succes and lying that goes along with the on-track action. Couldn't care less for the rest, and none of us has a real clue what is really going on and what the point of it is. I just filter it out.

So my ROTR is the hysteria and ill-informed doom and gloom surrounding the Grand Prix. EDIT - before someone takes offense, i meant in all media not on this forum.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby SimtekFan32 » 21 Apr 2012, 02:15

Simple answer: Two Words. Burnme Ecclestone. Maybe the Molotov cocktail thrown at the Force India team members was actually aimed at Bernie's car and missed.

If he's smart, he should announce his resignation IMMEDIATELY or face further reprisals.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby 14 Hundred Hours » 21 Apr 2012, 02:36

I think Bernie deserves more than a ROTR for this to be honest.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby The Passenger » 21 Apr 2012, 02:49

Jessica Michibata's new hairstyle.

Also, Formula One. It's not often that I seriously contemplate not watching a race, but the way the Bahrain GP situation has been handled just makes me sick (Bernie in particular. I won't say what I think of him right now because this is supposed to be a family-friendly website) and I'm just hoping we'll get to the end of the weekend without any horrible tragedies.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Backmarker » 21 Apr 2012, 02:55

Bernie and the FIA for making everyone go to Bahrain in the first place
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Ferrim » 21 Apr 2012, 03:59



I love it! :oops:
Go home, Bernie Ecclestone!

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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Pamphlet » 21 Apr 2012, 04:24

Ferrim wrote:


I love it! :oops:


As do I.

And yes, it'll have to go to Bernie for the time being. Although I feel he deserves way more than that.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby 14 Hundred Hours » 21 Apr 2012, 04:57

Ferrim wrote:


I love it! :oops:


Me too! I might get a fringe like that! :D
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Shizuka » 21 Apr 2012, 05:11

Bernie Ecclestone, for making a race being run here when nobody really wanted it to happen.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Dan B » 21 Apr 2012, 05:55

The whole Grand Prix
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Stramala » 21 Apr 2012, 05:59


On the basis of that nomination, The Passenger.

But to be serious, Bernie has really outdone himself this time. Risking the lives of hundreds of employees just so he can pocket a few more dodgy oil funded dictator dollars. Disgraceful.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Bleu » 21 Apr 2012, 06:00

Slogan of the race

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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby JeremyMcClean » 21 Apr 2012, 06:21

I immediately nominate The FIA and anyone else involved in organizing the race for obvious reasons. Even if Jenson Button crashes the car on his own right, the Ferrari engines go boom, Raikkonen goes completely anonymous, and if Marussia, HRT and Caterham fail to qualify.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby WeirdKerr » 21 Apr 2012, 09:29

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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby AdrianSutil » 21 Apr 2012, 09:33

So we can pretty much close the voting now...
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby WaffleCat » 21 Apr 2012, 09:57

The reject of the Bahrain Grand Prix is.....The Bahrain Grand Prix itself
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby tristan1117 » 21 Apr 2012, 14:52

Bernie, Bahrain's leaders, Formula One as a whole, they all deserve Reject of the Race. This is the first time I've actively avoided Formula One coverage since I've been watching the sport. Ironically, some of my friends have suddenly become interested in F1, starting many conversations where I try to explain the situation.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby The Passenger » 21 Apr 2012, 16:08

kostas22 wrote:

On the basis of that nomination, The Passenger.

But... but Jessica's old hairstyle was so much nicer! I can't possibly be the only one who doesn't particularly care for that sort of fringe. :(
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby FMecha » 21 Apr 2012, 18:34

Anonymous hackers. That is all. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby eurobrun » 21 Apr 2012, 18:44

FMecha wrote:Formula 1. That is all. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Ferrim » 21 Apr 2012, 22:16

Honorable mention to the FOM for not showing Force India at all during qualifying.
Go home, Bernie Ecclestone!

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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Pamphlet » 21 Apr 2012, 22:21

Changing my vote to Mercedes for screwing Schuey over ONCE AGAIN. (yes, it needs that much emphasizing, it's the third time this year!)

Honorable mention to FOM and the FIA for not showing any footage of the Force Indias, and to Bernie and all involved for actually letting the race go through in these pathetic conditions. But for seriousness' sake, my vote is for Mercedes.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby AdrianSutil » 21 Apr 2012, 23:22

Did they not show Force India because of their unhappiness at being in Bahrain?
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Nuppiz » 21 Apr 2012, 23:25

AdrianSutil wrote:Did they not show Force India because of their unhappiness at being in Bahrain?

I wouldn't be surprised, the current Formula One management, particularly a certain ex-Brabham manager, is about as democratic and accepting towards dissidents as Soviet Union.

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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Ferrim » 21 Apr 2012, 23:41

You petty bourgeois! Are you suggesting that the country of true democracy and socialism is somehow comparable with Ecclestone's evil empire? Those Finns will never learn!

You'll go to the GULAG!
Go home, Bernie Ecclestone!

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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby BlindCaveSalamander » 22 Apr 2012, 04:19

Ferrim wrote:You petty bourgeois! Are you suggesting that the country of true democracy and socialism is somehow comparable with Ecclestone's evil empire? Those Finns will never learn!

You'll go to the GULAG!


I believe you forgot to call him a decadent capitalist pig-dog.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Ubik » 22 Apr 2012, 21:50

The Georgie Thompson / Anthony Davidson vignettes on Sky Sports.

Cringe inducing.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Shizuka » 22 Apr 2012, 23:42

- McLaren
utterly slow here, Button retired, Hamilton: another pitstop botched

- Nico Hülkenberg
UTTERLY anonymous, while di Resta brought himself one sixth closer to unrejectification
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby TheBigJ » 22 Apr 2012, 23:43

Mclaren : shocking performance. Botched pit stops, lacklustre pace and Button retiring to save his engine.

Ricciardo : was quickly relegated to the back of the field. Passed by a Caterham.

Bahrain government : so much squirming...
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Pedestrian » 22 Apr 2012, 23:48

McLaren: what an abject failure. It's like they are trying to loose the championship.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby fjackdaw » 22 Apr 2012, 23:52

In terms of the actual race:

Ricciardo
McLaren
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby tkcom » 22 Apr 2012, 23:52

McLaren - Like they wanted to get out of Bahrain ASAP.
Nico Rosberg - Britney turned naughty. Very naughty. Lucky not to get DSQ.

DHMs:
Sauber - Disaster strategy for Koba hanging him out to dry.
Williams - Double retirement - No pace.
Bernie - Lucky to see the race finished in one piece - but forever a PR disaster for F1.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Bob » 22 Apr 2012, 23:55

It has to be McLaren - appalling pit stops and no race pace worth shouting about.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby the Masked Lapwing » 22 Apr 2012, 23:59

Sauber - They have come crashing back to earth after Sepang, with Kobayashi on a poor strategy and Perez nowhere.
McLaren pit crew - :lol:
Lotus - Wimps. They should've moved Grosjean out of the way, and I'd like to have seen Kimi try to use pit later and use softs at his last stop.

But the winner (apart from the political side) has to be:
Daniel Ricciardo - Dammit Daniel. You proved me right. He got passed, then spent a fair chunk of the race behind Petrov, took 1 lap to find himself behind Vergne (what is it with Aussies and hopeless starts?), and was all around crap. Others have been sacked by STR for better performances than that, he needs to pick it up immediately, or be tossed on the heap with the likes of Speed and Bourdais.
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Re: Your Reject of the Race - Bahrain

Postby Pamphlet » 23 Apr 2012, 00:01

Nico Rosberg - How...just, HOW did he not get penalized? He deserved a black flag for those two moments at the very least. And did he seriously call Lewis out for "overtaking him outside the track" on the radio? He just took last week's win and shat on it. Disgusting.

Honorable mentions:
* McLaren. What the fizzleplug? Pathetic all around. They just threw both championships with that.
* Ricciardo - Shameful. Bad start, bad race all around. Did he get overtaken by a Caterham? Seriously?
* Anybody who pretended to care, even for a single second, about the situation in Bahrain, and who was selfish, immature and stupid enough to go all "CANCEL THE RACE" "WE WON'T WATCH THE RACE, WE WON'T COVER THE RACE ON OUR WEBSITE" "Sebastian Vettel won today, but it is all overshadowed by our collective brains taking a far-- oh, I mean, the protests and the bloodshed." Yes, myself included, as you can see on the previous page.
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