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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby the Masked Lapwing » 22 May 2011, 20:37

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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Shizuka » 23 May 2011, 02:40

HWNSNBM.

On the pure fact that he finished more races.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Dartanian » 23 May 2011, 04:02

Even though the award will most likely go to a Minardi driver for like the 9th year running, I'll go against the grain and vote for Heidfeld
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby This » 23 May 2011, 07:48

tommykl wrote:1. Ukyo Katayama - 585 laps
=. Pedro Diniz - 577 laps
2. Jo Bonnier - 533 laps
3. Jo Siffert - 481 laps
5. Martin Brundle - 424 laps
6. Piercarlo Ghinzani - 420 laps
=. Jonathan Palmer - 420 laps
8. Michele Alboreto - 418 laps
9. Jean-Pierre Jarier - 404 laps
10. Alan Jones - 401 laps


tommykl wrote:1. Ukyo Katayama - 585 laps
2. Pedro Diniz - 577 laps
3. Jo Bonnier - 533 laps
4. Alan Jones - 488 laps
5. Jo Siffert - 481 laps
6. Martin Brundle - 424 laps
7. Piercarlo Ghinzani - 420 laps
=. Jonathan Palmer - 420 laps
9. Michele Alboreto - 418 laps
10. Jean-Pierre Jarier - 404 laps


i don't know Alan Jones participated in the 2003 season :D
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Shadaza » 23 May 2011, 18:04

Zsolt Baumgartner.

There I said it!
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby DanielPT » 23 May 2011, 19:45

HWNSNBM for 2004.

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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Bleu » 23 May 2011, 21:52

11 letters...sorry, seven.

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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby stupot94 » 24 May 2011, 01:17

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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Aerond » 24 May 2011, 01:28

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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Aerond » 24 May 2011, 01:28

Shadaza wrote:Zsolt Baumgartner.

There I said it!


I don´t believe it, you´ve must copied it from wikipedia or something :lol:
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Phoenix » 24 May 2011, 08:39

You know, our Hungarian Overlord. Could it be someone else?
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby JeremyMcClean » 24 May 2011, 10:32

Oslzt Rbemgaatrun

Whoops, HWNSNBM scrambled the name above, you'll have to figure it out unfortunely
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Ferrim » 24 May 2011, 19:47

He Whose Name Shall Not Be Mentioned!!!
Go home, Bernie Ecclestone!

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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby stupot94 » 25 May 2011, 02:57

Im going to laugh if HWNSNBM is not on the list, but we know thats not going to happen
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby thehemogoblin » 03 Jun 2011, 12:59

I think we've paid enough reverence to our Lord and Reject Savior to finally have someone tally up these numbers.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby tommykl » 03 Jun 2011, 16:10

Sorry, I'm in the middle of exams right now, so it'll be at the end of the month.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Shizuka » 03 Jun 2011, 17:23

Then, to keep the topic active, let's start guessing the 2005 winner!
My bet on 2005 is Friesacher.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Wizzie » 03 Jun 2011, 17:39

2005... probably the first year of true Super-Reliability. Therefore I'm going with Albers.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby DanielPT » 03 Jun 2011, 19:47

I will go with Albers too.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Jeroen Krautmeir » 03 Jun 2011, 19:52

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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Shadaza » 04 Jun 2011, 02:39

Freisacher, I wonder what he is up to now days.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby stupot94 » 04 Jun 2011, 07:27

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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Phoenix » 04 Jun 2011, 09:20

Albers too.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby tommykl » 17 Jun 2011, 23:25

I've finished 2004, and it will be up tomorrow afternoon (Belgian time). I can just tell you that the winner's tally makes Diniz in 1995 look like Fotheringham-Parker in 1951.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby tommykl » 18 Jun 2011, 23:45

I promised it, and here it is, the utterly demolishing record set by the great one!
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1. HWNSNBM - 509 laps (Wizzie, James1978, Shizuka, Shadaza, DanielPT, Bleu, stupot94, Aerond, Phoenix, Jeremy McClean and Ferrim's pick)
2. Gianmaria Bruni - 376 laps (Jeroen Krautmeir, Pointrox and the Masked Lapwing's pick)
3. Giorgio Pantano - 27 laps
=. Nick Heidfeld - 27 laps (Dartanian's pick)
5. Cristiano da Matta - 24 laps
6. Mark Webber - 19 laps
7. David Coulthard - 16 laps
8. Rubens Barrichello - 10 laps
9. Ralf Schumacher - 7 laps
10. Juan Pablo Montoya - 6 laps
=. Christian Klien - 6 laps
12. Felipe Massa - 4 laps
13. Giancarlo Fisichella - 3 laps
=. Kimi Räikkönen - 3 laps
15. Olivier Panis - 2 laps
=. Antônio Pizzonia - 2 laps
=. Michael Schumacher - 2 laps
18. Jacques Villeneuve - 1 laps

Notes
500-lap mark: HWNSNBM (now 4)
400-lap mark: HWNSNBM (now 12)
300-lap mark: HWNSNBM, Gianmaria Bruni (now 31)
200-lap mark: HWNSNBM, Gianmaria Bruni, Nick Heidfeld (now 66)
100-lap mark: HWNSNBM, Gianmaria Bruni (now 147)
50-lap mark: HWNSNBM, Gianmaria Bruni (now 229)
Prediction Standings
1. Jeremy McClean (1.00)
2. Shadaza (1.50)
3. DanielPT (1.57)
=. Ferrim (1.57)
5. the Masked Lapwing (1.83)
6. dinizintheoven (2.00)
7. Aerond (2.07)
8. Shizuka (2.09)
9. Bleu (2.88)
10. Phoenix (2.94)
11. Dartanian (3.22)
12. dr-baker (3.33)
13. Pointrox (3.50)
14. Jeroen Krautmeir (3.58)
15. James1978 (4.33)
16. Wizzie (4.38)
17. resir014 (5.00)
=. thehemogoblin (5.00)
19. tristan1117 (5.60)
20. stupot94 (5.71)
21. redbulljack14 (8.50)
22. JQW (11.50)
23. ADx_Wales (12.00)

Race Winners
Australia - Gianmaria Bruni
Malaysia - HWNSNBM
Bahrain - Gianmaria Bruni
San Marino - HWNSNBM
Spain - Gianmaria Bruni
Monaco - HWNSNBM
Europe - HWNSNBM
Canada - HWNSNBM
United States - HWNSNBM
France - Gianmaria Bruni
Great Britain - Gianmaria Bruni
Germany - Gianmaria Bruni
Hungary - HWNSNBM
Belgium - Nick Heidfeld
Italy - HWNSNBM/Gianmaria Bruni
China - Gianmaria Bruni
Japan - HWNSNBM
Brazil - Gianmaria Bruni

All-time standings
1. Ukyo Katayama - 585 laps
2. Pedro Diniz - 577 laps
3. Jo Bonnier - 533 laps
4. HWNSNBM - 509 laps
5. Jos Verstappen - 488 laps
6. Jo Siffert - 481 laps
7. Martin Brundle - 424 laps
8. Piercarlo Ghinzani - 420 laps
=. Jonathan Palmer - 420 laps
10. Michele Alboreto - 418 laps
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby This » 19 Jun 2011, 01:49

tommykl wrote:1. HWNSNBM - 509 laps
2. Gianmaria Bruni - 376 laps


wow :shock:
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby shinji » 19 Jun 2011, 01:50

tommykl wrote:1. HWNSNBM - 509 laps


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Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Ferrim » 19 Jun 2011, 02:28

This is the best explanation of how hopelessly uncompetitive Minardi were in 2004, their less competitive ever season.

And a demonstration that HWNSNBM is able to do in a single year what takes half a century to everyone else.
Go home, Bernie Ecclestone!

"Adrian, stay off the kerbs during the run, stay off the kerbs."
"So, no KERS?"
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby This » 19 Jun 2011, 02:45

Ferrim wrote:This is the best explanation of how hopelessly uncompetitive Minardi were in 2004, their less competitive ever season.

And a demonstration that HWNSNBM is able to do in a single year what takes half a century to everyone else.



and still he took a point finish :D (in last place, we all know that, but don't ruin the moment)
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby James1978 » 19 Jun 2011, 03:49

The scary thing is that if Minardi had kept HWNSNBM on for 2005, then he could have smashed the 1000 lap barrier, after all there were 19 races that year!!!!

Can't remember who I said for 2005 earlier, but I think I'll go with Monteiro for his ultra-reliability, I'm not too sure about the Minardis.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Bleu » 19 Jun 2011, 05:08

I go with Albers in 2005.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby stupot94 » 19 Jun 2011, 06:18

As I say, Monteiro for 2005
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Ferrim » 19 Jun 2011, 06:25

I say Albers.
Go home, Bernie Ecclestone!

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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Jeroen Krautmeir » 19 Jun 2011, 09:32

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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Phoenix » 19 Jun 2011, 09:46

Albers. I like to follow the flock.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby Shizuka » 19 Jun 2011, 16:28

I stick to my Friesacher bet.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby tommykl » 21 Jun 2011, 00:02

2005
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1. Christijan Albers - 335 laps (Wizzie, DanielPT, Jeroen Krautmeir, Phoenix, Bleu and Ferrim's pick)
2. Patrick Friesacher - 208 laps (Shizuka and Shadaza's pick)
3. Narain Karthikeyan - 144 laps
4. Mark Webber - 106 laps
5. Tiago Monteiro - 105 laps (stupot94 and James1978's pick)
6. Takuma Sato - 56 laps
7. Robert Doornbos - 50 laps
8. Felipe Massa - 19 laps
9. Michael Schumacher - 17 laps
10. Ralf Schumacher - 12 laps
=. Rubens Barrichello - 12 laps
12. Jacques Villeneuve - 10 laps
13. Jarno Trulli - 3 laps
14. Kimi Räikkönen - 1 lap

Notes
500-lap mark: none (now 4)
400-lap mark: none (now 12)
300-lap mark: Christijan Albers (now 32)
200-lap mark: Christijan Albers, Mark Webber, Patrick Friesacher (now 69)
100-lap mark: Christijan Albers, Patrick Friesacher, Narain Karthikeyan, Rubens Barrichello, Michael Schumacher, Tiago Monteiro (now 153)
50-lap mark: Christijan Albers, Patrick Friesacher, Narain Karthikeyan, Tiago Monteiro, Felipe Massa, Robert Doornbos (now 235)
Prediction Standings
1. Jeremy McClean (1.00)
2. Ferrim (1.50)
3. DanielPT (1.53)
4. Shadaza (1.57)
5. the Masked Lapwing (1.83)
6. dinizintheoven (2.00)
7. Aerond (2.07)
8. Shizuka (2.08)
9. Bleu (2.76)
10. Phoenix (2.83)
11. Dartanian (3.22)
12. dr-baker (3.33)
13. Jeroen Krautmeir (3.38)
14. Pointrox (3.50)
15. Wizzie (4.18)
16. James1978 (4.36)
17. resir014 (5.00)
=. thehemogoblin (5.00)
19. tristan1117 (5.60)
20. stupot94 (5.67)
21. redbulljack14 (8.50)
22. JQW (11.50)
23. ADx_Wales (12.00)

Race Winners
Australia - Patrick Friesacher
Malaysia - Christijan Albers
Bahrain - Christijan Albers
San Marino - Tiago Monteiro
Spain - Narain Karthikeyan
Monaco - Christijan Albers
Europe - Patrick Friesacher
Canada - Christijan Albers
United States - Patrick Friesacher
France - Patrick Friesacher
Great Britain - Takuma Sato
Germany - Mark Webber
Hungary - Tiago Monteiro
Turkey - Michael Schumacher
Italy - Narain Karthikeyan
Belgium - Robert Doornbos
Brazil - Mark Webber
Japan - Robert Doornbos
China - Christijan Albers

All-time standings
1. Ukyo Katayama - 585 laps
2. Pedro Diniz - 577 laps
3. Jo Bonnier - 533 laps
4. HWNSNBM - 509 laps
5. Jos Verstappen - 488 laps
6. Jo Siffert - 481 laps
7. Martin Brundle - 424 laps
8. Piercarlo Ghinzani - 420 laps
=. Jonathan Palmer - 420 laps
10. Michele Alboreto - 418 laps
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby DanielPT » 21 Jun 2011, 01:35

Takuma Sato for 2006.
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby James1978 » 21 Jun 2011, 02:53

Oh dear, poor Webber!! :lol:

I'll say Montagny for 2006, I think he had most races of the second Super Aguri drivers, (especially as Yamamoto didn't complete a lap in his first two races) and Sato was the clear team leader, so......
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Re: F1 Rejects Johnny Claes Award

Postby stupot94 » 21 Jun 2011, 03:27

Albers 06!!
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